I am back again into blogging business. Sorry for being away for so long. I had to do other things like feeding Urs – you know my (former) deaf parrot – and you know, there’s a lot to do for school (baaah).
So I will tell you some things that happened in the last weeks:
Urs isn’t deaf anymore: Dr Jasz healed him by blowing some air into the area under his tail, haha. I guess his ears – or holes as he really has no ears – were simply blocked by millet or feathers.
I developed myself being a punk girl. You probably seen it already in the Flickr pics. And best of all I didn’t learn any new chords on my guitar! That makes a real punk sound. Unfortunately I couldn’t afford a 1000000000 Watts Marshall amplifier, so the sound still is a bit thin. Ah maybe you are interested in a SS20 rocket, never used but “Removed From Box” – it’s only 5000 $, a real special price for a friend. Just contact Dr Jasz in case. I hope I will reach the quality of this guy some time:
I nearly failed this year class But with the help of my best friend Kiwi and uberclever Rosemarie I hope I passed the latest tests (“mathematics” and “blythish behavior”)
Ok, so now my time is running out again because Urs is very hungry and I must feed him. Here is what I will serve:
For several weeks I have a new friend. Her name is Alma. As you can see on the picture, she is very small-headed. Furthermore she has a very dark and breathy voice, haha. Thats very funny. I asked her whether she had an accident (because of her small head). But then she always says that she is normal and me and all the other girls must have had accidents because our heads are so big. And then she starts laughing very loud. Funny isn’t it?
Maybe she is from outer space and now she cannot get back to her planet. Unfortunately my U.F.O. – I already told you about this in my earlier posts – is still out of fuel. I still need fluid platinum…. But I cannot ask her because I know she will say: “No you must be from outer space because your head is that big, hua hua hua”. Nevertheless Alma is very funny. I like her and even Urs – my deaf parrot – likes her. I hope her head will grow at some time so that she looks normal and can wear some of our caps and hats.
In the last time Jasmin listens to Eragon. Eragon is a boy who finds an egg and later a little dragon hatches out. Eragon and his dragon experience a lot of adeventures so I decided I want a dragon to. I asked Urs (this is my little parrot) whether he could lay an egg. But either he didn’t hear it – did I mention that he ist nearly deaf? – or just refuses to help me. So I will ask Jasmin whether we could go into the forest and find a dragon egg. If we succeed I will take a picture for you. And Urs will get only half portion of millet this evening. Bye bye, Ira
Today it’s the birthday of our landlady. We all sing: Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Jasmin, Happy Birthday to you. And the landlord brought a new girl to us. She is way older than we are and she looks beautiful – she is even older than Mofa, the Parco girl. I hope she likes Urs although he is nearly deaf. Last night she was very tired because of her journey but I hope this night I can show her my U.F.O. and my rocket, haha. I am not sure but I don’t think she is a punk like me. Her name is Silk Marriott Here she is together with the landlady
As I already told you in one of my last posts I own an U.F.O. It has a 3 beam overdrive engine. Unfortunately it is still out of fuel so I can’t use it right now. But there are some pictures that show you my U.F.O. in action. So if you see something like this in the next time you may think of me, Ira the Punk Girl !!!
Last weekend we sailed on my ship to conquer some islands. My crew consisted of: Jools, Marnie and Alma. Unfortunately Alma discovered my secret stock of rum. So in the end all girls were drunk and on the next morning they all were sick. I am not sure why they were sick, maybe it was because of the stormy weather or the strong swell… In the afternoon we finally succeeded in finding a big treasure. Alma proposed to buy new rum. Maybe we will do that but I will spend a part for new birdseed. Urs is a real glutton….