Ira’s Diary

Ira – my trip with the landlord – part 2

Last modified on 2010-02-25 11:11:06 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

Hi folks,

yesterday I was in Saarbrücken at the German Research Center of Artificial Intellligence. This is the place where the landlord works. I asked whether monkey – his name is Mankii – could have a new brain. And I also wanted one for Urs – this is my parrot (he was deaf but Dr Jasz cured him, see my earlier posts) – but unfortunately they don’t build brains. That is very boring. Instead they do computer programs but far away from any good games. So I feeled pretty bored there.

In the evening we returned to grandlandord and grandlandlady and had some talks with them. And of course we took a picture so that you can see grandlandlord and grandlandlady too:

Today we will go back to Berlin but unfortunately the battery of the cam is pretty low. I hope the landlord will be able to take any more pictures.

And the battery of Mankii is also pretty low… So I will need to feed him now.

Bye bye, Ira

Ira – my trip with the landlord – part 1

Last modified on 2010-02-24 14:49:02 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

Hi Folks,

this week I am on a trip to the western part of germany together with the landlady’s husband, who is my landlord at the same time. Yesterday we went by train for 7 hours. We started at the S-Bahn station. At the S-Bahn station we first had to get a ticket:

Here you can see the ticket spender…. So I helped the landlord cause my hands are smaller. After a short trip we arrived at Berlin’s main station:

And then the long trip began… It was pretty boring but the landlord made some pictures of me in the train and a lot of people stared at me and asked why I am here and things like that. But they didn’t want to be with me on a photo

But finally we arrived and we met the landlord’s parents. Their names are: grandlandlord and grandlandlady, hahahaha.

In the evening we went to a pub and met an old friend of the landlord. His name is Frank and we drank some beers with him, sat on some bar stools and played tabletop soccer..

It was so much fun but unfortunately I fell asleep in between so I cannot report what happened the rest of the day. Nevertheless I will keep you informed, if you are interested in…

Now I need to feed Mankii (this is my monkey, if you don’t know),

bye Ira

Ira – where I really come from

Last modified on 2010-02-19 17:54:01 GMT. 2 comments. Top.

Hi friends,

today I want to tell you where I really come from. Some of you might think I come from a big company somewhere in China, hahaha. That is totally wrong. As most of you know, it is very hard to really know where you come from because you really can’t remember. So you either have to believe what people tell you or you go by evidences like pictures or anything else.

Luckily I found some evidences for my origin, unfortunately they contradict each other. So there are some possibilities which I want to present to you. Maybe you knew me when I was young (I mean very young) and can help?!

Possibility one: I am a real pirate girl – here is a picture that may show me how I arrived to my landlady:

The second possibility is that I come from outer space…this picture could show me climbing out of a transporter bulb:

Third I could be born by cloning or cell division:

The fourth possibility is I just came out of the landladies handbag – I prefer this possibility because the picture seems to be very old and I look very young:

The last possibility that also could explain my name is that I am the younger sister of a group of the four guys in this video:

Hmm so maybe you have any idea? If so, please leave me a message…

Now I must feed my monkey,
bye bye, Ira

Ira’s Jumbo Day

Last modified on 2010-01-12 14:49:25 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

Hi Folks,
today it’s Jumbo day, haha.

Some of you may know that I own a parrot who had been deaf but was cured by Dr Jasz a few months ago. His name is Urs.

And this Urs told me that 40 years ago, on the 12th January 1970, the largest bird made of steel made its first flight from New York to London. Hahahaha! A bird of steel, stupid Urs!
First I thought he would need the help of Dr Jasz again for example to replace his brain or such. But then he googled a bit and showed me »a picture of the bird and I realized, that stupid Urs has been talking of an airplane…
This plane is a Boeing747 and is called Jumbo Jet. Of course it’s much slower than my U.F.O. (»I told you about my U.F.O. earlier). Anyway the Jumbo Jet is the most preferred plane of us Blythes to travel from China to all over the world, hahaha!!!

Ok, so now I need to feed my monkey – I will tell you about my monkey later.
Bye, Ira

Ira – I passed the tests yeah

Last modified on 2010-01-12 14:51:20 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

Hi my dear friends,

there is some good news! I passed my tests, mathematics and blythish behaviour. The grades have been 2 (for mathematics, which is B in US) and 4 (in blythish behaviour, which is D in US). But its so weird and I will tell you why:

In mathematics there was the following exercise: If you have to sets containg (1,2,3) and (4,5) what do you get if you intersect them? Hmmmm, I needed more than 20 minutes to calculate but i didn’t succeed so I wrote nothing… Aaaaaaaaand the weird thing is: That was right !   I wonder why and although Rosemarie and Kiwi explained it to me, I still don’t get the pointIn blythish behaviour we had to wear some nice dress and shoes and then walk down the catwalk. So I thought I do something even better and instead of wearing the court shoes I put on my combat boots, This looked much better but instead they gave me that bad grade. Its so unfair !!!!

But nevertheless I passed everything and I think I will organize a big festival with me playing the guitar on the main stage, hahahahaOk now I leave and feed Urs (my ex-deaf little parrot), Ira

Ira – Back Again

Last modified on 2010-01-12 14:57:45 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

Hey,

I am back again into blogging business. Sorry for being away for so long. I had to do other things like feeding Urs – you know my (former) deaf parrot – and you know, there’s a lot to do for school (baaah).

So I will tell you some things that happened in the last weeks:

• Urs isn’t deaf anymore: Dr Jasz healed him by blowing some air into the area under his tail, haha. I guess his ears – or holes as he really has no ears – were simply blocked by millet or feathers.
• I developed myself being a punk girl. You probably seen it already in the Flickr pics. And best of all I didn’t learn any new chords on my guitar! That makes a real punk sound. Unfortunately I couldn’t afford a 1000000000 Watts Marshall amplifier, so the sound still is a bit thin. Ah maybe you are interested in a SS20 rocket, never used but “Removed From Box” – it’s only 5000 $, a real special price for a friend. Just contact Dr Jasz in case. I hope I will reach the quality of this guy some time:
• I nearly failed this year class But with the help of my best friend Kiwi and uberclever Rosemarie I hope I passed the latest tests (“mathematics” and “blythish behavior”)

Ok, so now my time is running out again because Urs is very hungry and I must feed him. Here is what I will serve:

Bye bye,

Ira

Ira – My small-headed friend Alma

Last modified on 2010-01-12 07:50:39 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

For several weeks I have a new friend. Her name is Alma. As you can see on the picture, she is very small-headed. Furthermore she has a very dark and breathy voice, haha. Thats very funny. I asked her whether she had an accident (because of her small head). But then she always says that she is normal and me and all the other girls must have had accidents because our heads are so big. And then she starts laughing very loud. Funny isn’t it?

Maybe she is from outer space and now she cannot get back to her planet. Unfortunately my U.F.O. – I already told you about this in my earlier posts – is still out of fuel. I still need fluid platinum…. But I cannot ask her because I know she will say: “No you must be from outer space because your head is that big, hua hua hua”. Nevertheless Alma is very funny. I like her and even Urs – my deaf parrot – likes her. I hope her head will grow at some time so that she looks normal and can wear some of our caps and hats.

Bye bye, Ira

Ira – I want a dragon

Last modified on 2008-09-23 16:31:11 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

In the last time Jasmin listens to Eragon. Eragon is a boy who finds an egg and later a little dragon hatches out. Eragon and his dragon experience a lot of adeventures so I decided I want a dragon to. I asked Urs (this is my little parrot) whether he could lay an egg. But either he didn’t hear it – did I mention that he ist nearly deaf? – or just refuses to help me. So I will ask Jasmin whether we could go into the forest and find a dragon egg. If we succeed I will take a picture for you. And Urs will get only half portion of millet this evening. Bye bye, Ira

Ira – Happy Birthday dear landlady

Last modified on 2008-09-15 18:59:40 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

Today it’s the birthday of our landlady. We all sing: Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Jasmin, Happy Birthday to you. And the landlord brought a new girl to us. She is way older than we are and she looks beautiful – she is even older than Mofa, the Parco girl. I hope she likes Urs although he is nearly deaf. Last night she was very tired because of her journey but I hope this night I can show her my U.F.O. and my rocket, haha. I am not sure but I don’t think she is a punk like me. Her name is Silk Marriott Here she is together with the landlady

Ira – some snapshots of my U.F.O.

Last modified on 2008-09-13 23:15:07 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

As I already told you in one of my last posts I own an U.F.O. It has a 3 beam overdrive engine. Unfortunately it is still out of fuel so I can’t use it right now. But there are some pictures that show you my U.F.O. in action. So if you see something like this in the next time you may think of me, Ira the Punk Girl !!!

Ira – a pirate trip

Last modified on 2008-09-09 10:37:28 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

Last weekend we sailed on my ship to conquer some islands. My crew consisted of: Jools, Marnie and Alma. Unfortunately Alma discovered my secret stock of rum. So in the end all girls were drunk and on the next morning they all were sick. I am not sure why they were sick, maybe it was because of the stormy weather or the strong swell… In the afternoon we finally succeeded in finding a big treasure. Alma proposed to buy new rum. Maybe we will do that but I will spend a part for new birdseed. Urs is a real glutton….

 

Ira – my parrot Urs

Last modified on 2008-09-09 10:41:14 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

Haha,

I want to introduce my parrot Urs to you. As I already said, Urs is nearly deaf. I need to cry very loud that he reacts, but crying loud is one of my favorite hobbies. I have a theory: Urs is deaf because he has no ears.

Sometimes I call him also Egg-Head. And sometimes he stinks but only at his head. His feet are ok! Some weeks ago Urs was ill but my landlady sprayed medicine on him and now he is healthy again.

Urs can also speak! He says: “Ira is the best captain in the world” or “Ira is a punker”. Sometimes he says “I want a cookie”. Haha, but he does not eat them.

I hope in future Urs will lay an egg and we will have a mini-Urs. Maybe the baby parrot will have ears

Now I have to feed him, bye, Ira

Ira – me and my U.F.O.

Last modified on 2008-09-09 10:42:17 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

Hey Ho,

I told you that I own an U.F.O. in my previous post and I am sure that some of you didn’t believe it. You might think: Crazy punk girl has parrots in her head, haha. But here is the proof: And as you can see it has an ODD drive with three beams, yeah. Full throttle speed Unfortunately at the moment it is out of fuel. I desperately need 2 gallons of fluid platinum. So if anybody out there has some left, please leave me a comment.

Ira – angry and upset

Last modified on 2008-09-03 13:39:01 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

Today I am so angry and upset !!! We all wanted to go on holidays this month but the landlord said that he is too busy in the next weeks in his job. So we cannot go  

So I put on my pirate suit and now I am waiting for him to come home. I will stab him with my pirate sword. The landlady told that he is upset about the cancellation of our holidays too but I don’t care: Don’t mess with Captain Ira !!!

Ira – my first day of school in the new term

Last modified on 2008-09-02 18:31:41 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

Today was a very bad day. It was the first day of school in the new term which is always bad. In the beginning it was very funny because Kiwi started to tell me some jokes and I had to laugh a lot. She is my best friend and sits besides me in school!
But then in the first break I kicked a football through window (you see the window on the picture). It was a very good shot but the teacher didn’t like it too much. So I was kept in after school for another hour. This was so unfair because it was not me who kicked the ball but my foot. And as the foot is only a little piece of me I wanted to stay only a little piece of an hour. Maybe 3 minutes or so but they didn’t agree to my argument. I think my teachers are bad in mathematics….
So maybe tomorrow is a good time to test my fake midrange rocket SS20 (still not in Flickr but maybe soon, haha)

Goodbye for now, I need to feed Urs (you remember, thats my deaf parrot),
Ira

Never mind the Bollocks – here is Ira !

Last modified on 2008-09-02 18:29:49 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

Hello you folks out there,

I am Ira, I live in Germany for nearly one year now and I am a 70s Punk Girl. I am 30cm (or 12”) tall and I have blue hair and a piercing. And I own a computer, a car, an UFO, a fake SS20 mid-range rocket (still not on Flickr), an electric guitar, loads of clothes (currently I am waiting for my punk combat boots, yeah) and a parrot whose name is Urs. Urs smells a little and he is nearly deaf. So I must cry his name very loud that he reacts. And he always accompanies me while sleeping.

In business I am a pirate. You can see this on my flickr stream. I also had very serious diseases already: scurvy, pest and lots of others. But I am a tough pirate…

So this must be enough for now…. I will write some more in my next spare time….

bye bye, Ira